20 3 / 2019

positive-memes:
“Love isn’t a state of being
”

positive-memes:

Love isn’t a state of being

(via dracoangelica)

20 3 / 2019

duckbunny:

justanothermarvelblog11212:

What if humans are the only species with teeth?

Human: Struggling with wrapping on ration pack.

Alien: Do you require assistance human Andy?

Andy: (With a mouth full of plastic) Na I’ve got it.

Riiiiippppp

See?

Alien: Loses her shit.

*****

Alien looking at a caramel apple: Soooo you eat this?

Human: Yes we love them!

Alien: But they’re so hard. How do you consume them?

Human: Well yeah sometimes people do break teeth on them.

Alien: I’m sorry you can break your mouth bones on them but you eat them anyway!!??!

Human (Already biting into it): Mhuh.

*****

Evil alien: We have you now human!

Human: OH HELL NO YOU UGLY LITTLE SHITS YOU AINT GOT ME YOU THINK HUMANS ARE EASY TO KILL YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING YOU…

Evil alien captain: Shut it up will you!

Evil alien: Yes sir OWWWW!

Evil alien captain: What just happened?!!? WHY IS THE HUMAN ESCAPING!!!?!!??

Evil alien: Humans have mouth bones.

Evil alien captain: ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHY DO HUMANS HAVE MOUTH BONES??!!!!???

human: yeah we had to invent cooking because our teeth are kinda small and useless. look *bares teeth*

alien, already disturbed by these peculiar soft endoshelled creatures: cool. cool. so uh just out of interest what do big, useful teeth look like?

-later-

alien, to her friends: AND THEN THEY SHOWED ME A THING CALLED A PET DOG AND I DID NOT LIKE IT

(via majestic-space-dragon)

20 3 / 2019

vackford:

This is why we need more women and more diversity in every area of film-making - go check out the full article 

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“People said ‘no’ a lot,” Berman recalls. “But I didn’t let that bother me. I felt like it was an annoying part of the conversation we had to get through to get to the ‘yes.’“

(via majestic-space-dragon)

20 3 / 2019

memehumor:
“Traitor
”

memehumor:

Traitor

(via derryday)

20 3 / 2019

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(via majestic-space-dragon)

20 3 / 2019

abandonedandurbex:
“I found a abandoned laundromat on Google Maps and probably a zombie as well [1916x824]
”

abandonedandurbex:

I found a abandoned laundromat on Google Maps and probably a zombie as well [1916x824]

20 3 / 2019

pangeasplits:
“ thacmis:
“ Fic Recs: Space Jam by Pangea :
“Prince Charles Xavier is Deputy Commander of the TEF Heartsteel and the newest mission they’ve been assigned starts out less than desirable and quickly goes downhill from there. It’s...

pangeasplits:

thacmis:

Fic RecsSpace Jam by Pangea :

Prince Charles Xavier is Deputy Commander of the TEF Heartsteel and the newest mission they’ve been assigned starts out less than desirable and quickly goes downhill from there. It’s alright, though, he’ll cope.
It doesn’t help, though, that he’s in unrequited love with his best friend and Commander of the Heartsteel, War-Prince Erik Lehnsherr.

A Really Funny Sci-fi/Space Cherik AU

Comments: Another one of my favouritest favourite Cherik fic – what am I saying, why else would my feels force me to draw this. IT’S REALLY FUNNY and DEADPOOOOOL, so you really, really can’t go wrong reading this. And the mutual oblivious pining is absolutely fantastic.

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. THIS IS SO PERFECT IN SO MANY WAYS THANK YOU SO SO MUCH AAAHHHHH!!

i am in LOVE with the design of Charles’ (and what we can see of Erik’s) uniform!! like really just smash my uniform kink with a hammer because i’ve said it before and i’ll keep on saying it again: rad space uniforms was one of the largest reasons i even initially wanted to write a space au and this uniform design is just TOO COOL I LOVE THE COAT AND REALLY NEAT BOOTS!

and Charles is covered in goop from his stint aboard the Nyrulian ship and surviving Wade’s idea of fun in the vents and ERIK IS CARRYING HIM ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS and ugh they’ve finally confessed to each other and you can just see on their faces how they love each other so much - and FOREHEAD TOUCHES UGH MY SONS.

this is seriously beautiful and i’m so glad you enjoyed my ridiculous fic and you’ve just made my entire day <333

(via akasanata)

20 3 / 2019

eldritch-crone:

Pepper, I’ve been called many things, nostalgic, is not one of them.

(via ittakun)

20 3 / 2019

rainbow-femme:

So you’re a young lady living in Mulan’s village. Like the other girls you get all dolled up and go to the matchmaker to find a husband.

The local tomboy goes first so you’re chilling outside, psyching yourself up, chatting up the gals, when you hear a crash from inside followed by screaming.

Out runs the matchmaker, she’s covered in ink and on fire. Mulan throws an entire kettle of steaming tea in her face. The matchmaker yells at her that she will never be married or bring her family honor. It’s been at most five minutes.

What do you do? Do you just, like, go home? Explain to your family you didn’t get a husband cause your neighbor set the matchmaker on fire? Do you go inside and try your luck at getting a husband on the 50-50 shot she gives all the well behaved girls good husbands out of spite while risking her foul mood giving everyone shitty matches?

Idk I just wanna know how that afternoon went for everyone else there.

(via akasanata)

20 3 / 2019

clockworktardis:

littlethingwithfeathers:

e-seal:

hardtosaythesethings:

e-seal:

Every piece of technology is ultimately a stone with some magic in it

Well no. We know how it works and can reliably reproduce it. There isn’t magic inside but science.

I’m a computer scientist so I know what I’m talking about, it’s magic

@kaminaduck

We have a civilization run entirely on tiny plates of rock inscribed with runes that channel energy to do our work, manage our money, make writing and music and imagery appear at the gesture of a finger. If that’s not magic to you, you’re wrong. Just because we understand a thing does not make it less wonderous.

(Source: e-seal, via rainaramsay)

20 3 / 2019

roachpatrol:

mawsandclaws:

concept: I’m rich enough to buy art from freelance artists, commission artists to draw my ocs and i can frame them and put them up on my wall. 

concept: all the art is done in the style of fancy portraiture and all the frames are gilt. when guests come to my manor i introduce them to my OCs as if my OCs were actual members of my family. 

‘did you say he was a starship captain?’ my guests may enquire timorously.

‘yes,’ i will say, sipping my cognac. ‘a very gay one.’

(via dracoangelica)

20 3 / 2019

niniblack:
“ pitcherplant:
“ lesbianrey:
“ looks like the perfect opportunity for the fake dating trope
”
Who wants to write the modern AU for this one? Who else can I rope in here? @wreathedwith
”
Erik, in desperate need of some cash, convinces his...

niniblack:

pitcherplant:

lesbianrey:

looks like the perfect opportunity for the fake dating trope

Who wants to write the modern AU for this one? Who else can I rope in here? @wreathedwith

Erik, in desperate need of some cash, convinces his lab partner, Charles, to be his fake boyfriend. They’ll make up some lovey-dovey backstory, answer whatever questions the psych department has, and walk away with enough cash for Erik to make up those back payments he owes for this semester. The plan is foolproof, nothing can go wrong. 

As long as neither of them fall in love! *dun dun dun*

(via akasanata)

20 3 / 2019

pakj:
“cherik doodle
”

pakj:

cherik doodle

(via akasanata)

20 3 / 2019

tastytozier:

an-aspec-aries:

the-sea-ace:

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Aspce culture is seeing the four Guardian dragons of aromatic aces♠︎ romantic aces♥︎ Demis♦︎ and grays♣︎

@queergaymer

these are so pretty holy fuck

(via ikeracity)

20 3 / 2019

oystersaintforme:

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this is peak comedy

(via avengeful-bunny)