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luninosity: There’s a Secret Garden AU here.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:39:17 -0400

There’s a Secret Garden AU here.

lesbionage: hinkelvinkel: when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work but it’s...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:38:30 -0400

hinkelvinkel:

when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work

but it’s not

And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005

luninosity: mandalay87: Two more versions of Regency!Cherik or...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:37:00 -0400

luninosity:

mandalay87:

Two more versions of Regency!Cherik or Rofroy :)

Oh my goodness this is gorgeous

Someday I really should write that third McFassy Regency fic…

thingsididntknowwereerotic: phyllisnotreally: thingsididntknoww...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:35:20 -0400

thingsididntknowwereerotic:

phyllisnotreally:

thingsididntknowwereerotic:

lokiismycopilot:

mrsrichardarmitage:

lilmoongodess:

welcomeaboardtheblackpearl:

Nine sexy people wearing vests.

Some people don’t understand why I’m so obsessed with vests.

Well, here is the reason.

jeSUUUUUUUUUUUUS.

*AHEM*

Waistcoats FOR THE WIN.

*waves hands wildly in circular patterns*

THIS. ALL OF THIS. ALLLLL OF THIS.

My mum just asked me if I could let go of my vest for a while.

NEVVVVVVERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! Because reasons.

AND MIGHT I ADD:

motleypatches: For every Charles/Erik Regency XMFC...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:33:40 -0400

motleypatches:

For every Charles/Erik Regency XMFC AU.

(Gifcredits: appleycreations,unknown, aminordork)

castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:01:26 -0400

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me

monstrousreg: Oh Firefly, how i miss you.

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:49:28 -0400

monstrousreg:

Oh Firefly, how i miss you.

science blue, engineering red, and command yellow

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:49:07 -0400

science blue, engineering red, and command yellow

age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:48:24 -0400

age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet

theletteraesc: jabletown: Of course I see cherik cats. Of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:48:17 -0400

theletteraesc:

jabletown:

Of course I see cherik cats. Of course. There’s no point in trying to retain some dignity and say that I don’t see pairings in cats. That’s a lie.

“I didn’t say you could stop,” Charles said, poking hopefully at Erik’s paw. Erik tried to ignore him, but Charles had fixed him with his large, pleading eyes and there was no ignoring those.

“Oh, very well,” he grumbled, and when he resumed grooming the fur behind Charles’s ear, Charles resumed purring.

charlie-bradbury-our-queen: thelovelytennantcollins: wandererofgallifrey: lumos5000: 95malene: w...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:46:26 -0400

charlie-bradbury-our-queen:

thelovelytennantcollins:

wandererofgallifrey:

lumos5000:

95malene:

wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr

and i would scroll 500 miles and i would scroll 500 more

just to be the one who scrolled uh-thousand miles to re-blog this once more

I like how david’s head hasn’t been tumblred.

he’s the one we scroll 500 miles for

So how can these legendary hands help you?

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:45:41 -0400

So how can these legendary hands help you?

black—betty: Watch this. After so much horrible...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:44:58 -0400

black—betty:

Watch this. After so much horrible devastation, something beautiful and amazing.

tastefullyoffensive: [jspowerhour]

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:40:24 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[jspowerhour]

this is a follower appreciation post because if you think about it when 1 person follows you it’s...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:39:51 -0400

this is a follower appreciation post because if you think about it when 1 person follows you it’s not just a number it’s like a whole real person who breathes and eats and hits its pinky toe into furniture i mean it has legs and everything DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A BIG DEAL IT IS

notyouraveragepornblog: dan-and-phil-are-amazing: randomrumiel:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:39:31 -0400

notyouraveragepornblog:

dan-and-phil-are-amazing:

randomrumiel:

niknak79:

I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university.

They have warned their fellow students that the ground is lava to prevent any injuries I think that is very mature of them

reblogging again

IT GOT BETTER

fourteenacross: codenamecesare: Everyone at the office was...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:38:37 -0400

fourteenacross:

codenamecesare:

Everyone at the office was completely astonished to see Erik Lehnsherr come in and get himself a cup of coffee without grimacing or snorting or flashing his joyless scary toothy grin at a single person. He actually looked… pleasant.

Rumors raced around the cubicles. Lehnsherr won the lottery and he was just waiting for the right moment to quit as publicly as possible. Lehnsherr finally lost it and he was about to throw himself out a window. Lehnsherr was twins and the good one finally took the place of the evil one.

“What’re you guys talking about?” Sean asked too loudly as he rejoined them, tossing one of his vending machine horrors to Armando.

“Shh!” Alex hissed, and told him.

Sean looked over at Lehnsherr, standing there looking bizarrely amiable and benevolent in the kitchenette. “He got laid.”

“That’s not the answer to everything, you know,” Hank muttered.

“I know,” Sean said serenely, “but I bet you anything that’s what happened.”

A tinny, blood-curdling scream rang out from the kitchenette. Lehnsherr fished his cellphone out of his jacket, glanced at the face and actually smiled. Not the rictus of his usual huge intimidating grin. A genuine smile.

“Hey,” he answered it. “I need to assign you a ringtone. No, you’re right about that. Maybe you could record something for me.” He laughed. Laughed! Like a human being with feelings and everything! “Oh, really. Well, in that case I guess I should go someplace where the entire office isn’t listening to me.” The glare he cast over them was somehow even spookier than usual, knowing that Lehnsherr could look that vicious even when he was apparently in a good mood. “They’ll put their noses to the grindstone the moment I close this door,” he went on, crossing to his office. “I’m sure you’re just as much a tyrant in the— I was going to say in the classroom,” Lehnsherr laughed again, and closed his office door behind him.

“The boss. Laughing,” Alex moaned. “What’s going on? My brain feels all twisted around.”

“Seriously,” Armando said. “Maybe this one’s the evil twin.”

Things I can never get enough of: AUs where Erik is the worst boss ever*.

(*Slight exaggeration, everyone knows Jack Harkness is ACTUALLY the worst boss ever. He has a cabinet of mugs to prove it.)

psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:37:28 -0400

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

luninosity: Wiggles fingers Nope, you go right ahead.

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:36:05 -0400