- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Brother: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
- Me: Well, time to get off my computer and go to bed.
- Me: Okay, now that I'm in bed, let's check the Internet from my phone.
COULD THIS BE ANY MORE ACCURATE
THIS IS THE MOST WONDERFULLY ACCURATE THING I’VE EVER LAID MY EYES ON
Fuck. My whole life. This is it.
I like the part where he bangs his head against a wall and does a lot of NOT WRITING.