you know what keeps running through my head? where’s my sandwich.

gyzym:

IM3: I HAVE BEHELD IT. Initial, and less than coherent, reactions under the cut! 

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Tony was so good with the kid, I have to really emphasize that, because Tony is so much better at kids than he would tell you he is. He doesn’t really treat them like kids at all, he just treats them like shortish humans with very small pools of experience from which to draw. He condescends to them exactly the way he condescends to everyone else and he gets annoyed with them exactly the way he gets annoyed with adults who do dumb things or get in his way. I love it. And the kid himself, the brilliant manipulative little mercenary, I could cry at how perfectly matched they are. I want all the fic ever of Tony adopting this kid as his apprentice and they skip off into the sunset while mocking each other mercilessly.

heavensarcher:

Can we talk about that expression for a sec? Because everyone comments that the Iron Man mask is expressionless and cold. 

But you see his face before that mask comes down?

That’s the exact same face.

Even his eyes are barely conveying emotion and I think that kinda scares me the most. Cos at this stage in his life? This man realised he had nothing to live for except trying to make up for what he had done. And he was going to take anyone who tried to stop him down with him.

And he. didn’t. care.

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slushiebear:

copperbadge:

lustrousjaybird:

nomarion:

Blueberry?

So I was reading up on Avengers trivia and apparently RDJ kept food hidden all over this set and they couldn’t find where it was so they just kinda let him continue doing it. So that’s his actual food he’s offering and whenever he’s eating in a scene, it’s not scripted. He was just hungry.

“Evans, you are thirty years old. I am forty seven. I get hungry like every three fucking hours, so I am going to eat a goddamn snack. If you want to be doing action films when you are forty seven, you are going to need to get used to hiding dried fruit around the set. Do you want to be doing action films when you are forty seven?”

“I would like a blueberry, please, sir.”

So I remember someone telling the meaning with the blueberries, how he gives them to Bruce and e way he offers it to Cap and….RDJ I love you.

Yeah, I think I chimed in on that discussion at some point, how Tony offers the blueberries to Bruce as a reward for being awesome, SHARING HIS STUFF, but then with Cap he’s throwing them out there like a challenge, and how with Bruce he just kind of puts the bag out there for Bruce to go for or not but with Steve he’s suddenly HANDING HIM STUFF, which in the world of Tony Stark is a rude and confrontational thing to do, it makes him nervous and unsettled when people hand him stuff and that’s exactly how he wants Steve to feel. Or something like that.

But I didn’t know that about him hiding food around the set, which is hilarious, and I choose to believe Tony hides food in random places, too — it just makes sense, Pepper, I mean you never know when you’re going to get wrapped up in something and not have time to track down a four-course meal and aren’t you always telling me I should eat more? 

(Source: kingtommens)

yunuen:

Here I am, a rabbit hearted boy
Frozen in the headlights
It seems I’ve made the final sacrifice

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rdjinspiringlybeautiful:

He wakes up in a totally alien environment. In what must be excruciating pain, with no way to relieve it and with no-one to hold his hand and talk him down through his fear. He has less than five minutes to acclimatize before his head is shoved into cold, filthy water and he is held down while hooked up to an electrical current.

Then after being forced to concede to build a weapon, he undergoes a second surgery to implant the device he built to save his life, with presumably no more anesthetic than the first time. Then on top of all that he has to detox in a fucking cave while trying to build a machine covertly to aid his escape.

This is why Tony is a hero. Not because he wears a shiny suit that blows up the bad guys but because when you back him into a corner and scream low odds at him, he can and will come out on top.

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kastiakbc:

littlepunkryo:

So I was on tvtropes and was reading the page for the Iron Man movies, and someone had put on there that Dummy was one of the first robots Tony had ever built. And I went back and watched those opening scenes again, when they’re doing that profile of Tony and mention him graduating from MIT at 17, and sure enough it’s Dummy that he’s pictured with in that magazine article. I don’t know how I missed it the first ten times I watched this movie.
And then there go all my feels, because he might tell Dummy he’s useless all the time but he still kept him even though it’s been like 20 years since Tony built him and he’s had to have come up with a hundred better designs for him by now but he hasn’t scrapped him, just made various attachments for him so he can use him all the time, even for putting together his Iron Man suit. And then Dummy goes and saves his life. So yeah all my feels for Tony and his robots :’)

kastiakbc:

littlepunkryo:

So I was on tvtropes and was reading the page for the Iron Man movies, and someone had put on there that Dummy was one of the first robots Tony had ever built. And I went back and watched those opening scenes again, when they’re doing that profile of Tony and mention him graduating from MIT at 17, and sure enough it’s Dummy that he’s pictured with in that magazine article. I don’t know how I missed it the first ten times I watched this movie.

And then there go all my feels, because he might tell Dummy he’s useless all the time but he still kept him even though it’s been like 20 years since Tony built him and he’s had to have come up with a hundred better designs for him by now but he hasn’t scrapped him, just made various attachments for him so he can use him all the time, even for putting together his Iron Man suit. And then Dummy goes and saves his life. So yeah all my feels for Tony and his robots :’)

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Alternate Avengers Scene

  • Loki: Here. The Tesseract is yours. Take it.
  • Tony: I don't like being handed things.

gyzym:

gyzym:

“Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?”

In which Tony Stark moves through life taking two steps forward, one step back.

Please watch in HD and fullscreen if possible! Rambling and thanks here. :)

oh my god it’s done and it’s up and it’s EVEN BETTER THAN I WAS EXPECTING WHICH SHOUD DEFINITELY BE IMPOSSIBLE OH MY GODDDDDDDDD

WOW SO. I DON’T KNOW HOW MY NAME STAYED ON THIS WHEN I REBLOGGED THIS FROM fiveyearmission BACK WHEN SHE FIRST POSTED IT, but this is her vid and her baby and hers to take credit for, and I have changed the source link (since the youtube vid is, er, linked above) to reflect that. ALSO? IT’S MY FAVORITE TONY VID TO EVER EXIST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, and y’all should watch it and go tell fiveyearmission how awesome she is

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absentlyabbie:

onionchester:

using narcissism to cope with self-loathing is probably the most effective treatment of them all

you hate yourself but you still think you’re better than everyone else

Allow me to introduce you to Tony Stark.

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mirasaurus:

canofloki:

thesecretwritingqueen:

swovrthebifrost:

#Oh my god #Now I’m crying #Because do you guys even know what that was? #That right there ladies and gentlemen #was Tony Stark’s daddy issues #His father was never there #So he sought solace in machines #Like the monkey and the cloth covered spoon experiment #And now he feels like he owes them a debt #because they were there when the flesh and blood of humanity wouldn’t embrace him #So he creates them to be sentient #As well as be able to simulate if not actually feel emotion #And he calls them his brain children (Like JARVIS) #and he talks to them and disciplines them and praises them and finds comfort in them #Because he believes that he’s a better father to them #than he ever could be with a human kid

WHY WOULD YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT?


Did somebody say “daddy issues”?


yes, now go sit in a corner together and angst over daddy issues and have very rough sex while I cry.

mirasaurus:

canofloki:

thesecretwritingqueen:

swovrthebifrost:

#Oh my god #Now I’m crying #Because do you guys even know what that was? #That right there ladies and gentlemen #was Tony Stark’s daddy issues #His father was never there #So he sought solace in machines #Like the monkey and the cloth covered spoon experiment #And now he feels like he owes them a debt #because they were there when the flesh and blood of humanity wouldn’t embrace him #So he creates them to be sentient #As well as be able to simulate if not actually feel emotion #And he calls them his brain children (Like JARVIS) #and he talks to them and disciplines them and praises them and finds comfort in them #Because he believes that he’s a better father to them #than he ever could be with a human kid

WHY WOULD YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

Did somebody say “daddy issues”?

yes, now go sit in a corner together and angst over daddy issues and have very rough sex while I cry.

(Source: communified, via autumnparis)

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thundaannelightiningstorm:

Tony Stark- Say(All I Need) made by Sparralex

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nooby-banana:

mylifeisloki:

gatisss:


miss potts isn’t picking up, sir.

I was a ball of sobbing rage okay
Like
Whedon. No. Don’t you dare.

All of this ^ and then some.

This scene did the worst things to my heart, especially the shot where she’s watching TV and hoping he’s alright and HER PHONE IS RINGING RIGHT BEHIND HER OMG PEPPER TURN AROUND HE’S CALLING YOU
;____;

nooby-banana:

mylifeisloki:

gatisss:

miss potts isn’t picking up, sir.

I was a ball of sobbing rage okay

Like

Whedon. No. Don’t you dare.

All of this ^ and then some.

This scene did the worst things to my heart, especially the shot where she’s watching TV and hoping he’s alright and HER PHONE IS RINGING RIGHT BEHIND HER OMG PEPPER TURN AROUND HE’S CALLING YOU

;____;

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