She/her, 39, librarian, writer, reader. EDITOR FOR HIRE. Current obsessions are The Locked Tomb series (Griddlehark) and She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (Catradora). Also a longtime fan of X-Men First Class and the good ship Cherik, Good Omens, Captive Prince (always tagged), cute animals, Star Wars, Jane Austen, and whatever else I fancy along the way. You can find my fanfic here and here. My askbox is here!
Occupied in observing Mr. Bingley’s attentions to her sister, Elizabeth was far from suspecting that she was herself becoming an object of some interest in the eyes of his friend.
@maverick-ornithography i felt like i needed to try my hand at the most convincing sales pitch i’ve ever heard
Maybe I’m alone in feeling this way but for me the real sign you’ve made it as a Writer On Tumblr is when somebody loves one of your posts enough to perform and record it. Thank you for this, it has really brightened my day :)
(image source [X] , since it got lost in translation so to speak)
I saw someone on Twitter (I’ve sadly lost track of the tweet already) say she accidentally responded to a sext with a screenshot of this post.
[ begin id: a screenshot of tags that read “#the one who’s tragically insane and the one who’s tragically sane #esp when ophelia’s madness seems more sensical than horatio’s saneness #she escaped and he was trapped #who is to be pitied the most?” / end id ]
A migrating phoenix has stopped for a decadent sippy of water from a stagnant puddle in a Walmart parking lot and has ignited the years of accumulated fuel leaks into the surrounding pavement. It’s so happy.
Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson’s writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate “sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper,” thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it’s 90% about you, as a person, and it’s a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you’re depressed. Because I think you’d be little miffed too.
people are so hard on him but the poor man lives with an influencer who shoots two vlogs a day
this is it. this solves the mystery.
Because Holmes is easy. Holmes is ADHD+queer or autistic+queer, depending on the adaptation. But what on earth is going on with watson? What’s HIS brand of insanity?
it took us about a century but now we finally know. watson’s an INFLUENCER.
You think after 11 years of marriage you really know your spouse , and then last night I found out mine uses his notes app by keeping EVERYTHING - grocery lists, reminders, birthday present ideas - in ONE LONG NOTE
He has clarified that he doesn’t add new notes to the bottom of the list - HE ADDS THEM RANDOMLY THROUGHOUT SO THERE IS*NO* CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER.
I HAVE APPARENTLY MARRIED PAN, THE GOD OF CHAOS AND NATURE
“If you look just right then perhaps they won’t ask you any tricky questions. They may not discover that the cavalier of the House of the Ninth is an illiterate peon. Hold your mouth closed.”
